Libertarians vs. Anarchists

	What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??

	Libertarians are anarchists with money.

	Anarchists believe property is theft. Libertarians believe everything
	is property.

	Libertarians are bosses; anarchists work for them when they run out of
	other options. 

	Libertarians buy more guns, but anarchists use more ammo.

	Libertarians ride in stretch limos; anarchists throw bricks through
	their windshields.

	Libertarians go shopping; anarchists go shoplifting. 

	Libertarians go to the police after they've been mugged; anarchists
	get mugged by the police.
	A libertarian wants to marry another libertarian, but only after
	sleeping with enough anarchists.

	Anarchists ignore the IRS; Libertarians hire accountants and attorneys
	to fight them.

	Libertarians think the government is trying steal the property they
	rightfully own; anarchists think the government is trying to defend
	property that nobody rightfully owns.

	Libertarians are organized in a political party; anarchists aren't
	organized in anything.
	Anarchists ignore elections; Libertarians run for office, vote and

	Libertarians think anarchists are naive and unrealistic; anarchists
	don't care what libertarians think.

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