Children's Letters to G-d
In school they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation?
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling
words in the house?
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why don't You just keep the ones You have now?
Who draws the lines around the countries?
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that
What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had
Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"?
Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother!
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad!
He said some things about You that people are not supposed to
say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (But I
am not going to tell you who I am)
Why is Sunday school on Sunday?
I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
Please send me a pony.
I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.
If You give me a genie lamp like Aladin, I will give you anything
you want except my money or my chess set.
My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had
their own rooms. It works with my brother.
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so
much hair all over. -Sam
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the
whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can
never do it. -Nan
If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You
did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.
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