It's Never Too Late

	A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to 
	synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of 
	faithful attendance the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in 
	excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years 
	we don't see you at services anymore?"

	The old man looked around and lowered his voice. I'll tell you, 
	Rabbi," he whispered. "When I got to be 90 I expected G-d to take me 
	any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So I figured 
	that G-d is very busy and must have forgotten about me ..... and I 
	don't want to remind Him."

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