Vocational Canines

  Four men and their wives had gathered at the home of a mutual friend 
  for a barbecue.  They were bragging about how smart their dogs were.  
  There was an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist and a Government Worker.

  The Engineer called to his dog, "T-Square, do your stuff."  "T-Square"
  trotted over to a desk inside the house, took out some paper and a 
  pen, promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed '
  that was very clever.

  The Accountant said his dog could do better.  He said to his dog, 
  "CPA, do your stuff." "CPA" went into the kitchen and returned with a 
  dozen cookies.  The dog divided them into four equal piles of three 
  cookies each.  Everyone thought this was good.

  The Chemist was not impressed and said to his dog, "Measure, do your
  stuff."  "Measure" went to the refrigerator, took out a quart of milk,
  got a ten ounce glass and proceeded to pour out exactly eight ounces 
  of milk without spilling a drop.  Everyone was very impressed.

  At this point the three men all turned to the Government Worker and 
  one of them said, "OK, so what can your dog do?"  The Government 
  Worker called to his dog, "Coffee Break, do your stuff."  "Coffee 
  Break" jumped up, ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the 
  floor, sexually assaulted the other dogs, claiming he injured his back
  while doing so, filed a report citing unsafe working conditions, put 
  in for workers compensation and then went home on sick leave!!

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