Four men and their wives had gathered at the home of a mutual friend
for a barbecue. They were bragging about how smart their dogs were.
There was an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist and a Government Worker.
The Engineer called to his dog, "T-Square, do your stuff." "T-Square"
trotted over to a desk inside the house, took out some paper and a
pen, promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed '
that was very clever.
The Accountant said his dog could do better. He said to his dog,
"CPA, do your stuff." "CPA" went into the kitchen and returned with a
dozen cookies. The dog divided them into four equal piles of three
cookies each. Everyone thought this was good.
The Chemist was not impressed and said to his dog, "Measure, do your
stuff." "Measure" went to the refrigerator, took out a quart of milk,
got a ten ounce glass and proceeded to pour out exactly eight ounces
of milk without spilling a drop. Everyone was very impressed.
At this point the three men all turned to the Government Worker and
one of them said, "OK, so what can your dog do?" The Government
Worker called to his dog, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." "Coffee
Break" jumped up, ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the
floor, sexually assaulted the other dogs, claiming he injured his back
while doing so, filed a report citing unsafe working conditions, put
in for workers compensation and then went home on sick leave!!
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