"Shit Happens" -- The Jewish Version
There have been several versions of how different religions reinterpret the
phrase "Shit Happens". Well here's the Jewish Breakdown:
Hassidism: Blessed are they upon whom His most holy Shit happens.
Orthodox: This is the shit of The Almighty.
Conservative: We have had this shit from generation to generation.
Reform: Got a laxative?
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