"Shit Happens" -- The Jewish Version

There have been several versions of how different religions reinterpret the phrase "Shit Happens". Well here's the Jewish Breakdown:

	   Hassidism:     Blessed are they upon whom His most holy Shit happens.
	   Orthodox:      This is the shit of The Almighty.
	   Conservative:  We have had this shit from generation to generation.
	   Reform:        Got a laxative?

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