Jewish-Chinese Dialogue

	A Jewish man and a Chinese man were conversing.  The Jewish man
	commented upon what a wise people the   Chinese are.   

	"Yes,"  replied the Chinese, "Our culture is over 4,000 years old.  
	But, you Jews are a very wise people, too."  

	The Jewish man replied,  "Yes, our  culture is over 5,000 years old."   

	The Chinaman was incredulous, "That's impossible," he replied.  
	"Where did your people eat  for a thousand years?"

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