The Jewish Origin of High Tech

 
 Q. What English language edition of Chumash is ideal for the 
 	Computer Age:
 A. Hertz Edition 
 
 Q What is the large print copy called?
 A. Mega Hertz Edition
 
 Q What is the large print edition of the Stone Chumash called?
 A. Mega-lith Edition Chumash
 
 Q How are they now distributed?
 A. As freeware: the five disks of Moses.
 
 Q. What is the most recently compiled edition of the Jewish Knowledge 
 	that help reconcile revelation at Sinia with the computer age? 
 A. "Torah for Dummies" available on CD-Rambam.
 
 Q. Why do we blow the shofar on the day of rememberance?
 A. To recall the original ram memory. 
 
 Q Why are we sure the computer was a Jewish invention?
 A. Every keyboard has a scroll key. 
 
 Q. Why are we sure the Internet was a Jewish Invention?
 A. Because Jews are known of their large nodes and we have been 
 	talking about the promised LAN for over 3000 years...
 





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