Minister: Do you know what's in the Bible?
   Little Girl: Yes. I think I know everything that's in it.
   Minister: You do? Tell me.
   Little Girl: OK. There's a picture of my brother's girlfriend,
      a ticket from the dry cleaners, one of my curls, and a
      Pizza Hut coupon.

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