Honk If You Love The Lord

The other day I went into the local religious book store, where I saw a "Honk
if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper
of my car - and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience

I was stopped at a light in a busy intersection, just lost in thoughts of the
Lord, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker
really worked!! I found lots of people who love Jesus. 

The guy behind be started to honk like crazy. He must really love the Lord
because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled "Jesus Christ!" as
loud as he could. It was like a football game with him shouting - "Go Jesus
Christ !!! GO!" 

Everyone else started honking too, so I leaned out of my window and waved and
smiled to all those loving people. There must have been a guy from Florida
back there because I could hear him yelling something about a "sunny beach",
and I saw him waving in a funny way with his middle finger stuck up in the
air. I asked my two kids what that meant. They squirmed, looked at each
other, giggled, and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sight - so I
leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. 

Several cars behind, a very nice large man stepped out of his car and yelled
something. I couldn't hear him very well, but it sounded like "Mother
Trucker", or mothers from there. Maybe he was from Florida too - He must
really love the Lord. 

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they
got out of their cars and were walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray -
but just then I noticed the light had changed to yellow and I stepped on the
gas. And a good thing I did, because I was the only driver to get across the
intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned way out the
window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I
drove away. 

Praise the Lord for such wonderful people!!!

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