Hillary Meets G-d


Hillary and Bill Clinton and Al Gore were in a car accident an died.  
They went to the gates of heaven where they appeared before G-d.  G-d 
sat on his thrown, and told them that they must each step forward, one 
at a time, and give their name and what they accomplished in life to 
deserve to be permitted into heaven.

Al Gore approached G-d and said "My name is Al Gore, and I was the
Vice President of the United States of America."  G-d replied, "Well,
that is very impressive, come on in."

Then Bill Clinton approached G-d and said, "My name is Bill Clinton,
and I was the President of the United States of America."  G-d Replied, 
"That is even more impressive, come on in."

Then Hillary approached G-d and demanded, "My name is Hillary Rodham
Clinton, and what are you doing in MY chair???"






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