Hillary Meets G-d
Hillary and Bill Clinton and Al Gore were in a car accident an died.
They went to the gates of heaven where they appeared before G-d. G-d
sat on his thrown, and told them that they must each step forward, one
at a time, and give their name and what they accomplished in life to
deserve to be permitted into heaven.
Al Gore approached G-d and said "My name is Al Gore, and I was the
Vice President of the United States of America." G-d replied, "Well,
that is very impressive, come on in."
Then Bill Clinton approached G-d and said, "My name is Bill Clinton,
and I was the President of the United States of America." G-d Replied,
"That is even more impressive, come on in."
Then Hillary approached G-d and demanded, "My name is Hillary Rodham
Clinton, and what are you doing in MY chair???"
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