JCN's Top 12 Rudolph Giuliani gestures to please Jewish voters

  12. Inducts NYPD policemen on Mount Massada

  11. Changes name to Rudy Golan

  10. Recognizes Likud as the legitimate representative of the Israeli 

   9. Suspends alternate side of the street parking for Tu Bishvat

   8. Promises job of schools chancellor to Shas, the ultra-Orthodox
      Israeli party

   7. Renames Washington Square to Baruch Goldstein Square (corner of 
      Waverly and Kahane)

   6. Poses nude for Tikkun magazine

   5. Dips the Big Apple in honey in Times Square on New Year's Eve

   4. Institutes mandatory moment of kvetching in Public Schools

   3. Changes name of city to Nu York

   2. Bans Wagner from Lincoln Center concerts

   1. Refuses to shake wife's hand because she's married to a gentile

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