Seminars for Females

(prepared and presented by males)

    1. Are You Ready to Leave?: Definition of the Word YES
    2. Appropriate Rhetorical Questions (formerly titled
           "Honey, Do I Look Fat?")
    3. Elementary Map Reading
    4. Crying and Law Enforcement
    5. Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR
    6. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours
    7. Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast
    8. The Seven-Outfit Week
    9. PMS:It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine ("It's Happened Monthly
       Since Puberty: Deal With it")
   10. Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmission
   11. Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange Lights
   12. Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed
   13. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water
   14. Football: Not a Game: A Sacrament
   15. Telephone Translations (formerly titled
           "Me Too Equals I Love You")
   16. How to Earn Your Own Money
   17. Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric Bad,
       Electronics Good")
   18. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy
       is on Your Side
   19. Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup
   20. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
   21. We Forget Birthdays, You Forget Sports Stats: LET'S LET IT DROP
   22. MYOB: Proper Response to Other Couple's Public Arguments
   23. Yes, You Can Fill Up With Your Own Petrol
   24. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
   25. What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
   26. His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too
   27. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
   28. Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock Schmedlock")
   29. To Honor and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"
   30. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
   31. Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man?

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