20 Things to Do at a Fast Food Drive-Thru


1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in 
	ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
2. Drive through backwards.
3. Belch your order.
4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape.  Watch as 
	customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, 
	each raises his/her volume.
5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.
6. Walk through.
7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager 
	comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker
	had such difficulty understanding you.
8. Repeat everything the order taker says.
9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before 
	they get a chance to take yours.
10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small 
	medium fries, please".
11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and 
	watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of 
	garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.
13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.
14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a 
	problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you
	arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible
	fashion.
15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at 
	their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the 
	mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.
17. One word: Flatulence!
18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your 
	order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY 
	seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her 
	hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers
	fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the
	babe".
20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.






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