Why it takes a license to drive


	The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given
	by the California Department of Transportation's driving school
	   (read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

	Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
	A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

	Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way
	   stop at the same time?
	A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker
	   saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

	Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
	A: Your car.

	Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk
	   driving?
	A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

	Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no
	   longer drive lawfully?
	A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

	Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being
	   passed?
	A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

	Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light
	   and a flashing yellow traffic light?
	A: The color.
	
	Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
	A: Heavy psychedelics.

	Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
	A: Carry loaded weapons.






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