The Democrat's Psalm for Today

The government is my shepherd
Therefore I need not work.
It alloweth me to lie down on a good job.
It leadeth me in the path of still factories;
It destroyeth my initiative.
It leadeth me in the path of the parasite
For politics' sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of laziness and deficit spending
I will fear no evil, For the government is with me. It prepareth an
economic utopia for me By appropriating the earnings of my
grandchildren. It fillith my head with false security. My inefficiency
runneth over. Surely the government shall care for me all the days of
my life, And I shall dwell in a fool's paradise forever.

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