The World's Coolest Guy Must ...

	1. Laugh a lot
	2. Read the newspaper
	3. Care about something
	4. Like the way I look in sweatpants
	5. Sing along with the radio...LOUDLY
	6. Know that I sing along with the radio...LOUDLY
	7. Know how to dance	
	8. Never forget that there's a "friend" in "boyfriend"
	9. Know that "hearing" and "listening" are two different things
	10. Be secure enough not to envy my teddy bear
	11. Smile with his eyes
	12. Wear a watch
	13. Have strong hands
	14. Think that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
	15. Have an opinion
	16. Own at least one classical CD
	17. Have close friends
	18. Know how many people are in Congress
	19. Think Pamela Anderson is "too thin"
	20. Eat ice cream cones
	21. Give good back rubs...
	22. ...and like to get them
	23. Love his mother
	24. Vote
	25. Think that Mickey Mouse is a pretty cool guy
	26. Love to hear me laugh
	27. Make mistakes
	28. Give great hugs
	29. Take the road less traveled
	30. Doodle
	31. Be proud of my successes...
	32. ...and know that I am proud of his
	33. DREAM!!
	34. Wear sweaters
	35. Know at least one poem by heart
	36. Know how to pitch a tent
	37. Know how to pitch a baseball
	38. Be able to sew on a button
	39. Remember the name of my teddy bear
	40. Like to buy flowers...
	41. ...and to get them
	42. Put up with me
	43. Believe in magic
	44. Believe in love
	45. Know how to make chocolate chip cookies
	46. Talk to himself
	47. Think that love is forever
	48. Read the editorial page
	49. Know how to say "I'm sorry"
	50. Know that no guy could ever be all of these things, but be 
	    willing to give it a try

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