Classic Puns

	If you don't like rock music, try classical. 
	Can you Handel it? 
	If you're not dead Baroque, you can afford it. 
	(Like a painting collector out of Monet.) 
	If you decide to buy some classical piano music, don't forget
		to bring your Chopin Liszt! 
	Or you can play Haydn go seek. 
	Or as Bizet would say, "Carmen get it." 

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