CIA Training


These three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret
agents. They finally get through all their written and physical tests 
when they are pulled aside by one of the instructors who takes them to a 
small room with a one way mirror in it looking into another room.

They bring the first guy's wife into that room and leave her there. The
instructor then loads two rounds into a pistol, hands it to the first 
man and says "Go kill your wife of five years." The trainee takes the 
weapon, goes into the next room, but comes back out 1 minute later and 
says "I can't do it." The instructor replies, "Then you fail. Out- - Get 
out."

They then bring the second guy's wife into the room and leave her there. 
The instructor then loads two rounds into a pistol,  hands it to the 
second man and says "Go kill your wife of ten years." The trainee takes 
the weapon, goes into the next room, but comes back out 3 minutes later 
and says "I can't do it." The instructor replies, "Then you fail.  
Out -- Get out."

Finally, they bring the third guy's wife into the room and leave her 
there.  The instructor then loads two rounds into a pistol, hands it to 
the third man and says "Go kill your wife of fifteen years." The trainee 
takes the weapon, goes into the next room where there is silence for 
1 minute.  Suddenly, there are two gunshot sounds followed by a huge 
commotion in the room. The third man comes out finally, sweating 
profusely, and says, "Good job! You gave me blanks so I had to choke her!"






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