One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the
apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he
said, "Excuse me G-d, can I ask you a few questions?"
G-d replied, "Go on Adam but be quick. I have a world to create."
So Adam says, "When you created Eve, why did you make her body so curvey
and tender unlike mine?"
"I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."
"Oh, well then, why did you give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and
"I did that Adam so that you could love her."
"Oh, well then, why did you make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I
could love her?"
"Well Adam, no. I did that so that she could love you."
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