Baby One-Liners



	Many babies are descended from a long line ... which began on a date.

	A baby is a person who must have bottle or bust.

	A baby stroller is last year's fun on wheels.

	A straight line is the shortest distance between a baby and anything
	breakable.

	Two's company ... three's the result.






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