Astrological Light Bulb Jokes

What's your sign? How many of you does it take to change a lightbulb?

  Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?

  Taurus: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out
   	one is useless and should be thrown away.

  Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done--they just keep arguing
       	about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

  Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help
    	them through the grief process.

  Leo: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent
     	will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

  Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

  Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that
   	two.  Is that OK with you?

  Scorpio: That secret information can only be shared only with the
    	Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient
        Hierarchical Order.

  Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
       	whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about
        a stupid burned-out lightbulb?

  Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

  Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so.....

  Pisces: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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