AOL Online Messages


1.)  You have been online for 46 minutes.  Do you want to stay online?
     Please respond within 10 min. or you will be logged off.
  
2.)  You have been online for 92 minutes.  Do you still want to stay
     online? Please respond within 10 min. or you will be logged off.
  
3.)  You have been online for 135 minutes.  Not to put any pressure on
     you, but there are other people in the world who would like to sign 
     on.

4.)  You DO realize that you have been online for 184 minutes, right? 
     When was the last time you went outside?

5.)  Ok, this is getting ridiculous.  You have been online for 240
     minutes. Frankly, you are starting to piss us off.  If you sign off 
     now, we will bring back your buddy list, ok?

6.)  You have now been online for 360 minutes.  We promised you 
     unlimited time, we know, but can't you just finish up NOW and go 
     read a good book?

7.)  You have been online for 467 minutes.  Do you remember your family
     members' names?

8.)  You have been online for 513 minutes.  Your spouse has left you and
     your dog is starving.  Do you wish to remain online?

9.)  You have been online for 724 minutes.  Steve Case is coming over
     personally to kick your ass.
  
10.) You have been online 852 minutes.  DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY 
     HOURS THAT IS?

11.) You have been online for 921 minutes.  Do you realize that AOL
     averages 921 complaints per hour about busy phone lines?  This is
     because of YOU, you loser!  Now log off and go to bed!!

12.) You have been online for 1000 minutes.  When AOL went unlimited, 
     we didn't think you would take it literally.  Now hang up before we 
     go broke!!!!

13.) You have been on since yesterday.  OK, if you don't get off, we
     are coming to your house and pulling the dang phone out of the wall.





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