Anythign for a Grade



	    A student comes to a young professor's office hours.  She glances
	    down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.

	    "I would do *anything* to pass this exam."  She leans closer to him,
	    flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.

	    "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...*anything*."

	     He returns her gaze. "Anything?"

	     "*Anything*."

	     His voice softens. "*Anything*??"
	
	     "*Anything*."

	      His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...*study*?"








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