What is 2 * 2? Different Scientists Offer Their Ideas

	 An assemblage of the most gifted minds in the world were all posed the
	 following question:

	 "What is 2 * 2 ?"

	 The engineer whips out his slide rule (so it's old) and shuffles it
	 back and forth, and finally announces "3.99".

	 The physicist consults his technical references, sets up the problem
	 on his computer, and announces "it lies between 3.98 and 4.02".

	 The mathematician cogitates for a while, oblivious to the rest of the
	 world, then announces: "I don't know what the answer is, but I can tell
	 you, an answer exists!".

	 Philosopher: "But what do you _mean_ by 2 * 2 ?"

	 Logician: "Please define 2 * 2 more precisely."

	 Accountant: Closes all the doors and windows, looks around carefully,
	             then asks "What do you _want_ the answer to be?"

	 Elementary school teacher from Columbus, Georiga, USA: 4

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