20 Things We Have Learned From the Movies

	1.  During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a
		strip joint at least once.
	2.  All beds have special L-shaped top sheets which reach up to armpit
		level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

	3.  It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in
		the control tower to talk you down.

	4.  A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating
		but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

	5.  Large loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the
		price range of most people - whether they are employed or not.

	6.  Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to 
		turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few

	7.  At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

	8.  A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from
	9.  If you decide to start dancing in the street everyone you bump
		into will know all the steps.

	10. Should you decide to defuse a bomb don't worry which wire to cut.
		You will always choose the right one.

	11. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
		communications system of any invading alien society.

	12.  Extremely beautiful and intelligent women are likely to become 
		prostitutes or welders.
	13.  It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving 
		martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one 
		by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have 
		knocked out their predecessors.

	14.  When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom 
		will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

	15.  Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure 
		they are deliberately assigned to a partner who is their total

	16.  When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each 

	17.  Radiation causes interesting mutations - not to your future children 
		but to you, right there and then.

	18.  If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on 
		nuclear fission at the age of 22.

	19.  Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days 
		before their retirement.

	20.  Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies 
		using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly 
		gasses, lasers and man eating sharks which will allow their captives at 
		least 20 minutes to escape.

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