Minyan Plus



	I always knew that while nine Jews are very nice, ten are needed for 
	a minyan, and when the tenth arrives everyone beams. I just learned 
	that the eleventh is just as vital. This really happened.

	When the eleventh entered, someone said, "Thank goodness."

	The eleventh arrival responded, "You had a minyan already."

	The other speaker said, "You make the 'pisher' and now I can leave the 
	room and go to the bathroom!"






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