The 10 Types of Newsgroup Users
The Lurker -- Never posts, never replys just observes.
The Vulture -- Never posts, but ready and waiting to point out any
fault in your post.
The Knit Picker -- Never posts but will break down, question and
analyze your post until it is no longer funny.
The Poacher -- Never posts, but will reply to another post with a
better or different punchline, stealing the laugh.
The Flame Fodder -- Usually a newbie who asked a lame question, usually
in the wrong group. No mercy is shown.
The News Cop -- Only ever post to tell people they are in the wrong
group or to stop spamming etc.
The Wacko -- Will often post a message or joke which makes no sense.
The wacko will never post again. Strange.
The Spammer -- we all HATE the spammer!!!!
The Stealth Spammer -- Post Spams that need to be read before you can
tell its a spam.
The Hero -- This brave person often posts at the mercy of the Vultures,
knit pickers and the pouchers.
Which are you?