Translations


 The Israeli Ambassador to Sweden was talking to the head of the
 government at a party. The Swede asks him how the Israeli's can be so
 violent and aggressive when the Ten Commandments say "Thou Shall Not
 Kill".

 The Israeli Ambassador replies, "Sir the Ten Commandments say 'Thou
 Shall Not Murder'."

 The Swede responds "I am sure it is kill".

 Ambassador: "No, it definately says murder."

 Swede: "Maybe you have a poor translation."








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